Body lotion described as ‘lavender’.
Uh, no. I smell distinctly of vanilla right now. Ugh.
My eyeliner gets bigger and my hair gets longer. Ta-da.
yes hello small child who lives down the street, standing on the edge of my driveway, I can hear you screaming ‘hello’ at me from outside the house but I am pretending not to hear you because I am indoors and on the second floor of my house and in the middle of an awesome workout can you please go away now.