Golden sunset with daisies
I’m doing a short scene in a comedy/horror film on Sunday. My character is an American(!) teenager camping with her boyfriend before they both get brutally murdered (in a funny way). It’s a very exaggerated, B-movie type film so my character needs to be exaggerated too. Trouble is I need a costume. What do I wear? How do I do my make up? How do I go my hair? Help?
If there is a question of having a flower box or a cat decorating your windowsill, the cat wins hands down
Today in Brooklyn I saw trees with sweaters on them.
Someone literally knitted sweaters for the trees.
How about you get your head out of your ass you gentrifiers??? Lmao!
The trees aren’t cold they don’t need your help. You know who is cold? The dozens of homeless New Yorkers who every week ask us for blankets jackets hats gloves and socks. If you have time to knit giant sweaters for trees maybe you should use your free time to help other humans. Ugh.
This is pretty much everything that’s really not cool about yarnbombing.
Here’s the only Valentine’s Day post I’ll make today.
Holy ravioli it’s been 5 years since we got engaged. FIVE.